Elon Musk Nude (almost) aka Bare Monkey Butt Neck'id ( We Nude That'd Get Your Attention)
Just when you think Elon Musk has reached peak internet, he drops another tweet or announces a new brain chip that nobody asked for.
Since he’s currently busy trying to colonize Mars and patch the latest Tesla software bug, I figured it’s the perfect time to roast his favorite things:
X, autonomous driving, and massive egos (not to be confused with Eggos or Legos) Enjoy these fresh, certified organic Elon memes.
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### The Tech Jokes
* **How does Elon Musk change a lightbulb?**
He tweets that the lightbulb is officially fixed. Then he gets mad at the media for pointing out that everyone is still sitting in the dark.
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### The Space & Money Jokes
* **Why is Elon Musk so obsessed with going to Mars?**
Because it’s the only place in the universe where he can't hear a union representative or a recall notice.
* **What’s the difference between Elon Musk and a regular billionaire?**
A regular billionaire buys a yacht to escape reality. Elon buys a rocket ship to escape the laws of physics, and a social media app to rewrite the rest.
* **Elon Musk says he wants to put a chip in the human brain so we can download information instantly.**
I don't know about you, but I don't want my left leg lagging because my brain is trying to install an over-the-air software update at 3:00 AM.
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### The Quick One-Liners
* Elon Musk doesn't sleep. He just goes into "Standby Mode" while his developers desperately try to patch his personality.
* I asked a Tesla owner how they liked the self-driving features. They said, "It's great, it drives exactly like my teenager—unpredictable, overconfident, and always staring at a screen."
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